What really happens with Midgard

I, Midgard  Release Manager and Midgard core developer feel responsible
to share with my knowledge.

• Midgard produces SIGABRT because code is afraid when Chuck Norris is close.
• Chuck Norris is midcom-admin. Always
• Chuck Norris is invisible on #midgard channel. Always
• Chuck Norris never lefts #midgard. Never
• Midgard segfaults after Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick
• It wasn't typo , it was Chuck Norris.
• You are wrong if you think that Piotras can fix bug. Only Chuck Norris can do this.
• Chuck Norris never cries. He leaks
• Chuck Norris installed Midgard once. Perfect Software - he said.
• There's only MidNorr and ChuGard.